venus penis trap

/N/ vagina; mouth-like opening that is meant to contain a penis

that is a nasty venus penis trap

Her venus penis trap was so tight, my fly dissolved in twelve minutes

by oneandonlypeacock May 25, 2010

tic tac penis

A really small dick that could only please an ant

Yeah my boyfriend barny we had sex for the first time and then I found out that he had a tic tac penis eewewwwwww

by shakakajklmao February 26, 2017

Adam Sandler Penis

A circumcised penis.

Most men in the Muslim world, Israel, and the USA have an Adam Sandler penis.

It’s really unfortunate that most men in the USA, Israel, and Muslim countries have Adam Sandler penises.

by AntiCircumcisionMan February 8, 2021

Penis pep talk

The speech one gives directly before the sex is over to encourage his/her sexual partner to ejaculate

Guy 1: so what happened with her last night?
Guy 2: it was amazing. She gave me a penis pep talk and everything.

by Woweeh May 21, 2014

Dead bear penis

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

by Not my real name September 20, 2015

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

Finney Penis

1. Very small and minimal in stature. 2. One that does not please females

1. "Great, he has Finney Penis. I wish he could get it up, but I would have more fun with a pen at this point."

by johnny11 December 2, 2010