electron penis 

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.

"u have a fucking electron penis"

electron penis by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019

porcelain penis 

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

porcelain penis by stubely boobely November 4, 2019

Basketball Penis

An extravagant spherical peniscular device.

"Oh, hey, uh, what's up?" Ahaha (aHAhah) baba borl please storp touch my back (spine as it is inside the back) with your wesco dick. Receive a gingerly rubbing with your basketball penis, please instead (thank you, as we are basketball penis) "Ouuuyyoooo Yes."

Basketball Penis by tardfag69 December 2, 2019

Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

Shrew Penis by Shrew man January 20, 2020

Weak penis 

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

Weak penis by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

cow penis 

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

cow penis by cow penis June 24, 2020

pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary

go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you

pig penis by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021