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Greenland 

The world's largest island. Greenland is located in northeastern North America. The Atlantic Ocean and Iceland lie to Greenland's southeast; the Greenland Sea to the east; the Arctic Ocean to the north; Baffin Bay and Canada to the west. Nordost Rundingen, Greenland is the most easterly point of land in North America. And Kaffeklubben Island, Greenland is the most northerly point of land on earth. Greenlanders are mainly the descendants of Inuit and Danes. The official languages of Greenland are Greenlandic and Danish. Altough still a territory of Denmark, Greenland hopes to achieve independence within a couple of decades. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk.
I would love to relocate to an independent Greenland and become a Greenlandic citizen some day.
Greenland by SirLancelot January 28, 2006
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dick greed 

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.
Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!
dick greed by Party Catz January 7, 2013

Clare in Greece 

Getting fingered in the arse while being licked out on your period
Hey how was last night

Let’s just say I did a clare In Greece
Clare in Greece by Dosky July 27, 2019
A green penis (typical symptom of gonorrhea).
1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!

2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!
Greenis by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010

Greenshirt 

A legend of lacrosse in the State of Oregon. He is known as Greenshirt because of the green shirt he wears on a daily basis under his pads. He is all that is man. Everyone should bow down and pray to him whenever they step onto the field. Greenshirt can and will slay/sacrifice whomever he desires.
Greenshirt sacrificed his stick to a player from Clackamas.
Greenshirt by Greenshirt4life April 3, 2008

Greens Mobber 

An individual who habitually takes the first Hit (greens) of weed, particularly when its not their weed or when it is not their turn to greens a bowl; when someone snakes your greens
Johnny took my greens. What a straight greens mobber.
Greens Mobber by MikeyDGAF March 9, 2009

Greenlifting 

Greenlifting: Utilizing the self-checkout at Safeway to your advantage by "accidentally" ringing up your produce as regular when its organic.
We were greenlifting, but I was just trying to save some money in these hobo times by hitting the self check-out at Safeway for my organic spinach.
Greenlifting by sallygomez November 29, 2009