microwave face

A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.

Don't look now, microwave face just walked in the room.

by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009

stoned face

the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking

see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.

by im not kangaroo December 22, 2010

blood face

when you hook up with someone and one of you gets a bloody nose and the other person gets a blood smear all over their cheek, obviously a sign that the hookup was a bad idea

-Hey did you hear that Mike and Liz hooked up in the shed?
- Yeah, he totally gave her a blood face

by megashady May 25, 2011

Scared Face

The look upon lads face when they are scared shitless. When they are about to do something that frightens them.

Run at me Red Nut. Don't be a scared face or I will bite your nose off. Arrrggghhhh Red Beard.

by Sloppy Hole May 3, 2005

a to z face

A wrinkly faced person

Mick Jagger has got an a to z face.

by Mark Lyons November 19, 2006

Butter Face

You like everyting about her Butter Face (But-Her Face)

Blake: Damn shes fine!
Adam: Bit of a butter face though
Kev: I LOVE pokemon!

by deliciously malicious August 21, 2007

Rock Face

Somebody can be labelled a 'Rock Face' if they have just said something embarassing.

Rofl, he's such a Rock Face. Or am I?

by iAshley91 May 11, 2008