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Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!
by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015
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dary-douche

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.
Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche
by evil-bacon-is-evil November 16, 2015
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gentleman douchebag

A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.
"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"
by CaptainTuna August 8, 2016
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Dickle Douche

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.
by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016
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Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot
Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!
by HTJA October 22, 2016
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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche
by ruckasboy January 13, 2017
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