Zippo

An overpriced supposedly "windproof" lighter made in Bradford, PA which is sold primarily overseas due to the fact that every American either doesn't smoke cigarettes or has a box of them that they inherited from their grandfather or uncle. Employees of Zippo are among the highest paid factory workers in Bradford and if you're lucky enough to get employed then you're trapped in the seventh circle of eternal damnation because they know that you're adapted money-making lifestyle can't afford to leave, thus allowing the Satan-Nazi management and HR to screw you over however and whenever they feel fit, which is usually on a daily basis. If you do escape, however, you're left with a empty shell of sanity and a really bad case of carpel-tunnel in both arms.

My friends that work at Zippo all drive new cars but work mandatory overtime 7 days a week and get laid off every 3 months.

by Mr Pukka March 3, 2009

zippo

An expensive, yet piece of shit brand o lighters whos fuel constantly runs out and is hard to stay lit. Pure style over substance.

That and you cant use them to smoke weed.

Sure, Zippos are cool looking and are harder to blow out then lets say, Bics but they suck.

by Arm February 17, 2006

zeppy

When something would be really cool if it actually worked -- but it doesn't.

Man this program is really really zeppy

by J-dawg May 13, 2005

Zipperhead

A person who does somthing so stupid that it seems like they unzipped their head and pulled their brain out. A really dumbass move.

you can't make a left trn from the right lane you zipperhead

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

zipperhead

An individual who parts their hair down the middle

The zipperhead used vasoline to maintain their hairparted down the middle of their head.

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004

zipper-tits

An offensive term used to describe female to male transgender people, referring to the stitch scars left my removing breast tissue to appear less feminine.

"What up zipper-tits!"

"Wow thats incredibly insensitive. What an unfunny and pathetic joke."

by YoureSoSkibbidy August 23, 2022

zipperhead

One high on methamphetamine and acting immature (goofy) as though they unzipped their head and removed their brain

(zippered)

'Gurl, you're such a zipperhead.'

by d hu June 16, 2006