Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zim999

1) a term to describe a person who thinks The Simpsons is better than Family Guy and acts like a child if you disagree, but he's really 20

2) will got postal if The Simpsons does not win a "Family Guy vs. The Simpsons" thread

After Family Guy won the poll, Zim999 went postal, killing millions of Family Guy fans

by DarkMatter October 8, 2004

Zimma and Peels

i loves you Zimma! ^^

/me cuddles with zimma ^^

by peels duh :P May 20, 2004

zimple

A zit behind the ear.

"I got a nasty zimple and it hurts"

by vincent March 17, 2004

zimmies

1)noun: An ambiguously good and evil force
2)noun: a combined feeling of delight and guilt

Can also refer to a mythical make of Ecstasy that is said to be cut with opium.

Damned if I do, damned if I don't; it's a real zimmies of a situation.

This zimmies is such an upper and such a downer at the same time, it's f-ing me up!

by NadiafheGreatandPowerful February 26, 2009

Zimdar

A sixth sense, or an intuitive sense that picks up narcissistic people when they start talking.

A Zimdar can be set off when you meet someone and during conversation you receive the notion that he/she is conceited (i.e. believes everyone else is below them; thinks he/she is always right and noone else is).

My Zimdar goes off whenever I'm in a conversation with Chuck since conversations with him end up with him correcting me on topics I've already researched, or have in-depth knowledge about.

by Bewnam Ajnin April 30, 2008

Zimmatore

The name of anyone who has no banter at all

Lynnea Zimmatore: A classic example of someone with no banter.

by Banter Police June 4, 2010