Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

Yogurt tip

When you dip your dick in yogurt then proceed to put your dick in her mouth as well as her vaginal opening. Or him. Incest is 👌🏽

Timmy: I want some yogurt tip
Timmy’s dad: come her son. Let me teach you a something that will get you far in life.

by Mr.mondal December 20, 2017

yogurt girl

A girl who swallows cum after a guy uses flavored lube. (Such as blueberry or strawberry)

Bianca is such a yogurt girl, she swallows whenever a guy uses strawberry flavored lube.

by SpoderAndSpodette January 4, 2018

French Yogurt

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection

So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris

by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018

back yogurt

Yogurt from a man during intercourse laid out on a woman's back

Lisa I felt his warm yogurt all over my back. I love back yogurt!

by mg1580 September 18, 2017

Spinning yogurt

When a dude has already cum but keeps going.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.

by Lady Creep October 28, 2017