wizard of oz

a nutcase who rules a magical land from behind a curtain, despite being only 1.9 foot tall. often seen fighting with Toto. well known for being a roght miserable git. and also owner of a hot air balloon.

Wizard: "Toto give me back that sausage!"
Toto: *runs off with sausage*
Wizard: "you little bastard!!"

by failure33object April 18, 2005

wizard sleeve

a loosely rolled joint

daniel: im sorry, this joint is kind of a wizard sleeve

by eatbabywhale November 2, 2012

wizard's sleeve

An asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.

Screech had a huge Wizard's Sleeve after 4 years of daily homosexual rapes at Bayside High school at the hands of A.D. Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding!

by Bolton September 12, 2006

Data Wizard

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.

Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete

by Master Data Wizard May 18, 2010

cream wizard

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

Wizards sleeve

A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.

"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".

by Gav Harris December 31, 2009

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002