sideways wiper

n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus.

Sideways wipers are also known as a famous anus.

Paul Dangler is a sideways wiper, Winnipeg's most famous anus.

by The Purple Package December 31, 2007

house wifery

Engaging in random acts of being a housewife.
The exhuasting day-in day-out of duties of being a wife

What are you doing today?
Cleaning up the house, buying flatware, and picking the kids ups.
Sounds like a day chuck full of house wifery.

by Type-Z November 4, 2013

windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.

Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!

by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004

wiper

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.

We have a wiper at the counter that needs assistance.

by Meredith N. January 28, 2008

Wierd

September 1st 1993
a girl was born
but she was no ordinary girl
she was a hamster
a vietnamese hamster
her name was lyn vo
she was the wierdest girl on the planet

Lyn wierd vo: i love you
dduong: eww hamster girl
Lyn wierd vo: OMG YOU BROKE MY HEART
dduong" jokes love you forever LFMAO

by Dduong February 15, 2009

waverip

an awesome dude... WOOT

by N February 13, 2003

Vaginer Winer

the opposite of a cockblock. This is when a homie of yours is downplaying you to the girl your trying to lay, cause he's trying to lay too...

Homie: Yo, Kent told that chick you were talking to that you get mad at small shit

You: Whatever cuz, that cat's a Vaginer Winer...

by El Peels September 29, 2008