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Wiredisum

Wiredisum is a religion that started in the early 15 hundreds, it was created by a man that had believed that in the late 19 hundreds a man would be born that would one day become the most powerful man on the planet, and that there worshiping of him would granted them eternal light. The Wiredist Community as they prefer to be called today are the 8th biggest known cult. They believe that their leader has been born and will one day rule that land that they have prepared. "His Awesomeness" as the Cultists put it has been believed to be born with the knowledge f his destiny in mind.
"Wiredisum, they way of the future."
by Wired4fun July 26, 2009
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Wireless Hunter

A person who, no matter the occasion, always uses wireless access on their phones, PDAs or netbooks, in every coffee shop, at every airport, etc.
Waiter: Hello, I'm Disposable, and I'll be your waiter this evening. What can I get you?
Wireless Hunter: Shut up, I'm tweeting.
by thecarofmiki June 27, 2010
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wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.
"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."
by Wendell G February 8, 2013
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wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.
Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

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by soIcanenteranythinghere? March 1, 2016
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Wirefull

The opposite of wireless. Having to do with lots of wires.
I love my new wirefull phone!! I'm sure I won't get bullied!!
by Coachella7 June 24, 2016
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wired to the gravel

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.
I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
by JAJBanks November 28, 2016
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wirelessness

When a wireless device is no longer connected wirelessly.
my mouse is suffering wirelessness
by Dches May 29, 2017
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