someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can telljust by how they talk.
girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?
An act of nudity, usually performed in change room showers, where one person bends over, clamping their sack between their legs, so that both anus and scrotum are clearly visible. Demonstrated by seniors at the expense of juniors.