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Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010
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burberrious wankerous

the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
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Wanker Sore

Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.
Why are you walking funny?

I stayed up all night masturbating and the wanker sores are killing me!
by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011
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Gym Wanker

Defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the Gym Wanker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn
Chris is a proper Gym Wanker, standing in the office after a lunch session getting his shake on...
by Buckers June 11, 2014
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Game of Thrones Wanker

This term refers to someone who is totally obsessed with Game of Thrones. Someone who repeatedly watches the same episodes over and over and generally spends most of their money on Game of Thrones extras.
Oh god look at Beverly sat there watching the same episode again! She's even got her GoT hoodie on with her GoT mug in hand a GoT jigsaw on the table! What a Game of Thrones wanker!
by TeessideGuy91 May 29, 2016
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wankerphone

An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.

1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.

2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.
"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"
by Roland Apricot November 23, 2005
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Bus Wankers

A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.
Joe said "Oi, look at them, Bus Wankers!"
by Lloyd and Joe March 13, 2012
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