Viktors

Person who refuses to consume any large amount of alcohol, but still pretends to be drunk to get stupid sluts to hook up with him.

Small schlong, cocky. Bad sack skills.

The best viktors' have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Ex. (Girl 1) :I can't believe I just hooked up with a Viktors!

(Girl 2): Ew!

by ~tooshie_lova~ March 3, 2009

Vikings

NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the jaws of victory, playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.

Moss: "Hey, Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the Super Bowl this year?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"

by webay January 24, 2005

viktor savic

being the worst actor ever, "victor savic" is a term used for any individual being worst at something. it is also used for stressing out just how much someone is trying to look positive, accepted and appreciated by friends or society, when not.

guy1: "jesus, look at this poor fellow, trying to make an impression. he really thinks he'll do it"
guy2: "yeah, he's such a viktor savic!"

by zbrzao August 30, 2009

Viking Funeral

When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass

I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night

by PFUNK6 March 10, 2014

screaming viking

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Dry Vermouth
1 oz Lime Juice
Stir (not shaken as you will "bruise" the Vodka) with ice and then strain into a rock glass.. Lastly, garnish with a cucumber slice and a celery stalk.

Screaming Viking: A drink that is alcoholic.

by AOR November 6, 2007

Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there

by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020

Vikstar

a famous guy who likes to touch kids also known as a (hindu bindu molester)

Ugh my dad got a sentence and is now going to jail for touching other kids what a vikstar move.

by BananaJoe123 June 1, 2020