Twanklet

A facecloth like towel for your nether regions.

After I jizzed on that slutty Cindy, I tossed her a twanklet.

by 4 Eedy Family June 12, 2016

Tinkle Dance

The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.

Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!

by x BILKO x September 30, 2016

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017

Twinkie Dinky

When you grab filling from a Twinkie, put it on your penis so any female can lick the filling off

TWINKIE DINKY = BEST DESSERT EVER

by The VCR King April 16, 2017

Twinker

When you are not sure which way they swing, but they definitely smoking methamphetamines.

"Is that gay guy on something? "
"Yeah he is a twinker."

by Kinkycat February 6, 2018

twinkie barrel

After digesting to much Taco Bell from Jesus camp

Wow that was a straight Twinkie barrel

by Boi_1 June 17, 2018

TwinkiE RedzZ

TwinkiE RedzZ is a youtuber that makes funny videos and parodies. His most popular series is the “what I do when I’m bored”. And the Halloween series.

Oh have you watched TwinkiE RedzZ on YouTube he is an awesome youtuber.

by Officialtwinkie October 12, 2018