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Thunder-cunt

A girl or woman who is such a cunt that it thunders down the area causing everyone near her to run away in fear.
"Oh no! Here comes Barbra Strisand! She is total thunder-cunt! Run!"
by Retard-sex August 25, 2008
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thunder thighs

Of a woman, large, broad hips and thighs. One of the most tasteful images possible is a woman of such build in a bikini.
Yeah that's right. What the above definition SHOULD SAY. Goddamn anti-fat bastard!
by IcyHaku December 1, 2004
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thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. The door doesn't always close all the way. There also isn't necessarily a seat: a simple hole in a piece of plywood is often all there is. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, an old empty stubby beer bottle, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations, it can be a place of mystery, intrigue, and fear. Women traditionally do not use thunder pavillions; however they will if no other options exist. A moon cut into the door is a common marking. The thunder pavillion's natural habitat is in northern Ontario, Canada, but can be found worldwide nowadays.
After eating all of that chili, I had a turtlehead couldn't wait for Dave to get out of the bathroom, so I had to use the thunder pavillion. I also found out what that stick is used for...
by Woodenhead May 11, 2006
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Thunder Slap

Inspired by ''Thunder Down Under'' in Vegas. When a woman is corrected by being beaten by a mans large penis. Also known as the ''T-Slap''.
''I took this fat girl home last night to give her a chance, she kept complaining so I had to Thunder Slap her chunky face...''
by nbromoney June 27, 2009
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midwest thunderbumper

When someone's balls are being tazered while giving a Hot Carl, the result is a passionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.
She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.
by midwest thunderbumper September 15, 2009
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Chicken Tenders

A virgin's favorite food.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022
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Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.
I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!
by CJ Banks August 20, 2007
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