but trumpet 

to but trumpet someone is to blow through their anus and giv them a hand job at the same time, may also be said "to trumpet someone"

"that dirty bastard tried to give me a but trumpet"

but trumpet by retardedgoatfucker January 15, 2008

butt trumpet 

when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(

butt trumpet

butt trumpet by johnybobonny October 31, 2009

Oo Trumpet

blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit

Brian like to Oo Trumpet with Mary

Oo Trumpet by Jessica Grant January 9, 2004

Piss Trumpet 

a dope electronic synth for dubstep

yo did you hear that piss trumpet in that dubstep song?

Piss Trumpet by The Gun 88 September 18, 2012

bum trumpet 

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

bum trumpet by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Holy Trumpet 

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

Holy Trumpet by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.

My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.

furry trumpet by HHedral February 26, 2015