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Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.
I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.
by Doctor Dreidel September 14, 2020
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Doggystyle Toss

When having sex doggystyle with a person who wieghs so little that after you ejaculate, said lightweight person can be tossed, with authority, against an adjacent wall.
Dude i was hitting this annhorexic chick from the back, and after I came I doggystyle tossed her through some sheetrock!!
by Tone Knowledge44 January 24, 2009
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salad tossing

The liberal equivalent of teabagging. I.e., when the liberal element in the Democratic party challenges Democratic politicians from the Left, especially in primaries.
The Democrats sure gave Joe Lieberman a salad tossing when they gave the nomination to Ned Lamont.
by Tamburlaine2k May 18, 2010
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toss salad

mean to eat a man or women's ass out with syrup or jelly
i got my salad tossed, it was nasty
by 2E-Z December 8, 2004
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tossed the pickle

He totally tossed the pickle on that paint job.
by elf2252 July 5, 2009
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Toss Bag

Hay James you "Toss Bag"
by Hooza_snoza June 19, 2003
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TOSSED UP

TWO MEN CHOOSING "HEADS' OR "TAILS" ON A GIRL WHEN HAVING SEX WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME.
"TOSSED UP"= HEADS OR TAILS LIKE TOSSING A COIN.
by LILMAMA1127TH August 18, 2009
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