toilet principle

A mistake by newbies in poker where they believe just as in their toilet a fullhouse can be taken care by a flush whilst in poker it is the contrary where fullhouse beats the flush

dude hes such a poker newbie he fell for the toilet principle

by victor999 August 24, 2011

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toilet spoon

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.

In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'

by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020

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Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.

Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

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Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

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Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.

As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.

by Fasters January 12, 2022

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