tipping the valet

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
by rfaithlv July 03, 2006
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Tip [penis]

the tip of the penis, your jock. When a girl is really feelin you she on ur tip.
"I know that girl over there mam. she is on my Tip penis"
by no1stunner May 18, 2006
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Nip the tip

Verb. When something brushes across the tip of the man stick, causing brief pain and/or a good facial expression after sudden surprisement from a brief touch, such as from a hand or cold water.
"Man that pitcher threw close! That ball nearly nipped-the-tip!"

"When I walk into a pool with a slope downward, I hate the point where the water nips-the-tip, cause MAN is it cold!"

"I think that girl likes me! She gave me a little tip-nip as she walked past!"

"When you nip the tip, you shrink a little"
by dbsoldguydavid August 26, 2009
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fat tip

When a male has an abnormally large penis tip.
by Jimmy Lardbutt March 06, 2014
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tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.
Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers
by D-Block48 March 26, 2008
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Tip [penis]

The end or prick of the penis. Very sensitive to touch.
Biggie: Oh snap, you got me right on the tip, ahhhh. Nice going jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what? I can't hear you, my wangs on fiya
by Brennan Kennedy May 24, 2005
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fart tip

the name given to a car exhaust system, or a simple cover for an exhaust which the buyer thinks will boost the amount of horsepower, but it really just boosts the abnoxious level of the driver. The tip makes the car sound like it was pumped with beans instead of gasoline.
Man, look at the sweet fart tip on that guy's honda civic. BAAAAAAMM!
by Ari April 13, 2005
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