Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

by countyculchie August 3, 2016

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

by nosebridge August 5, 2016

Yellow Tie

A suave fellow who writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites.

Yellow Tie, this suave fellow writes
Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

by FreddyFazbore January 30, 2024

Brown tie

A shit stain left on the torso area between the tits and stomach of a women after titty fucking her with a dirty asshole.

I titty fucked Donna last night and when I finished cumming on her neck I got up and noticed I gave her a brown tie.

by John F. Arts July 27, 2018

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024