energy tea

what you call coffee around adults who think kids should not have coffee

I need my energy tea

by wonder woman is here December 23, 2017

Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.

In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.

by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017

No Shade No Tea

Not trying to offend you, but it is offensive. Like "no offense" but like offense. Way to be mean without seeming like your trying be mean

Me: You fucking suck but like no shade no tea

by Iamahypebeast May 3, 2018

lit-tea

Everything caden says

That party was so Lit-tea

by Mr.Lit-tea April 17, 2017

Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

Tea Flag

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.

My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!

by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017

London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

Yo fam want some london tea

by Ghandis Left Nut February 26, 2018