target forward

A bench warmer that doesn’t have a real position on the team

I’m a target forward

by Huh I like Milk May 17, 2019

TableTalked

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.

You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell

by Kcls April 8, 2019

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019

Target Gang

You have to walk to Target during track practice to be in it.

Yo did you here that Paul walked to Target and is now in Target Gang.

by Target Gang September 26, 2019

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

Tabletwrist

An injury or minor discomfort in the wrist sustained by using a tablet device, such as an iPad. Minor discomfort may even be noticeable after using a tablet device for the first time, or when using a tablet after long periods of infrequent use.

Having not used a tablet in quite a while, he was surprised to notice a troubling pain in his hand. He immediately recognized it as tabletwrist, even though he had only been on the device for a few minutes that day.

by where_is_mymind January 1, 2020

Tablet

A sex position where the man stands still in the bridge position on his bsck
and the woman rides him cowgirl position

12 yo kid on xbox: Ur mom
Me: I tableted your mom last night

by weird ass motherfucker June 4, 2020