Tea Leaves 

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Tea Leaves by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011

Tea Cock 

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.

Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!

Tea Cock by Miss_Daisy86 December 15, 2011

Tea Shades 

Type of sunglasses worn by hip or groovy kids.

Dude, you don't need your tea shades, it's night time...

Tea Shades by NickelledBack January 24, 2003

tea bag 

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.

Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".

tea bag by joemammy December 14, 2008

tea-sip 

one who attends U.T.

My friend Mitch is a tea-sip.

tea-sip by Aggie class '08 November 3, 2004

tea bag 

When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.

Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.

tea bag by Running out of patience December 20, 2008

tea-time tug 

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

tea-time tug by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006