Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.

Thank you! Swiss cheese samwich!

by 9av2 June 11, 2018

Swiss Mist

The mist and odor your crotch develops after a long day's work.

I've got quite the swiss mist brewing today.

by DictionarySage May 1, 2021

Swiss kuanzikah

A holiday celebrated at Christmas time. One morning I woke up and tried to say Christmas but instead I said Swiss kuanzikah

Everyday that passes by is another day more close to Christmas... happy Swiss kuanzikah

by 1/3 of the HT December 24, 2016

swiss party

Having a sex party where everyone has every orifice plugged by somebody elses bodypart at a given time.

P1: That was a nice swiss party yesterday.
P2 : Yeah it was very penetrating.

by C0PY August 14, 2019

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

swiss vault

A tight, bleached anus

I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube

by Diego Monteblon December 7, 2013

swiss surprise

The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act

"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"

"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."

by Connor_Dubh May 4, 2020