French Surprise

You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.

Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.

by joey the cock April 17, 2008

surpass

overtake, overtook, beat, go-past, overhaul

i scored 50 but rima 'surpassed' me by 10 marks and scored 60"

by mamtha September 12, 2008

Florida Surprise

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.

Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011

sulphur highschool

Wackest school in Louisiana. Sulphur also has the highest WPM (whores per mile). Not a pleasant place to visit. They are getting a Rue 21 soon though.

Matt: did you hear about that girl from Sulphur Highschool?
John: yeaaaa, she a hoe fa sho.

by sulphurhighstudentt January 20, 2011

Well color me surprised

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".

After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."

by Subject7 June 30, 2011

General Tsao's Surprise

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007

kansas salad surprise

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.

That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005