stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.

Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."

by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009

get my stuff fixed up in Austin

To get Brokeback'd, as in Brokeback Mountain.

Peter went to "get my stuff fixed up in Austin", had 1 shot to drink, and started hanging out with the "cowboys".

by Brokeback Hsu April 16, 2007

get stuffed

"Shove it up your ass"

"If you thought you were back in college, you'd be skankier"
"Get stuffed"

by erica220 May 8, 2008

Stuff Boy

A person who enjoys the company of their stuff and is fairly greedy.(Sometimes also in various forms of a joker.)

Look at that damn stuff boy running sideways thinking hes all cool with his glorious stuff.

by The Alex June 20, 2005

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

scary stuff

stuff that is scary...

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

stuffed

1.to be tired
2.to have eaten so much you became stuffed
3.if someone its being a tool you simply say "get stuffed" instead of get fucked.

1. "i just had a 4 hour long session with my missus im stuffed"
2. "i ate that whole chritmas turkey im stuffed"
3. Tool: hey asshole get the hell of my wife.
You: get stuffed

by btf'07' January 8, 2008