Sexting body

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.

i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"

by thecatlied June 23, 2011

Sextination

A Sextination is a designated place to have sex. It is a private lair that you convince or lure the opposite sex into.

I have a Sextination in mind for her. Whether it's my bed or the back of my Dodge Shadow.

by CobbySquared February 5, 2012

sextinguisher

(n), the act or trait of a person that any one else considers to be the polar opposite of sexually attractive.

Pinocchio yearned for a woman but he knew his dicklessness would sextinguish any chance of a hump.

Dude1: "D'you hookup at Becky's last night?"
Dude2: "Nah, she didn't mention her rents were back from vacay. Total sextinguisher."

by X-gonna-give-it-to-ya May 11, 2016

sextesies

sexual fanatsies

if you do not want to be Ted Bundy or Charles Manson you can live out your sextesies in a controlled environment by reading Fifty Shades of Grey

by Sexydimma February 22, 2017

sextier

A hot piece of ass that can't help but fuck you through texting.

Lemmebtell ya, you gotta find yourself a sextier who will help you mash while taking a shit.

by CheesyQueef May 7, 2017

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

sextension

A state of sexual arousal in men or women. Men experience an erection and women develop swelling of the labia and both have increased sensitivity and arousal of the nipples. sex, erection, vagina, get it on, hooking up, boning, orgasm, anal, making love, porn, penis

I hate when all of these women walk around the pool area in their skimpy bikinis, I always get a sextension and embarrass myself.

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017