Santa Claus

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018

santa de ra

A man or woman who gets lady’s and men pregnant and doesn’t are for the kids and ides repeatedly

SANTA DE RA DIED AGAIN AND HAD 83288 MORE KIDS

by Picklehead09 June 27, 2018

Santa Claus

A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.

Santa Claus is not real people.

by Lilfam October 3, 2018

Santa

Jolly old elf or CIA agent

Little kid: Santa?
Santa: Put your hands where I can see them!!!

by SillyGillyWater October 21, 2018

Santa

A fat ass punk dress in a red coat and red hat. A creep that watches you all year.

Santa you fat ass punk get the hell out of my house you bitch

by Zombie_Dude YT November 29, 2018

Santa Cruz

A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town

"Yo let's go get some killer pot dude" "let's go to Santa Cruz then"

by Kmart lover 2002 November 4, 2019

Santa

A creepy old perv that will sneak into ur house once every year (via chimney) and rape your kids.

Mommy im scared of santa

by Gsjshsjsnd February 27, 2020