Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squatchsker

A man or person that is either too short, too obese, has mental inabilities, or self confidence issues. It may be one or all of the above.

Yeah, I know who he is, he is a Squatchsker, and he gets made fun of for it.

by Seaman Ramone Garcia March 31, 2010

Squatch'd

To drink the "Sasquatch" at Bigfoot Lodge (San Francisco or LA), only to find yourself a little more drunk than you expected.

"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."

by remmyreel April 23, 2010

Squatchpits

pertaining to the condition of having unshaven armpits, or excessively hairy armpits.

She raised her hand and all I saw was her squatchpits.

"I can't go swimming until I shave my squatchpits"

by qn.harpy November 12, 2012

Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.

My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Squatch

Tall hairy man

bad ass} did u see that Squatch

by Squatchnigga May 29, 2015

squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015