An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
Get the spreading financialsmug. A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.
1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
by codapepper March 14, 2016
Get the Spreadmug. The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
Get the Brown Spreadmug. When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
by roachnastee December 11, 2017
Get the pebble spreadmug. Beware of Meghan Markle's Raspberry Spread as it is not sourced locally and likely could be coming from China.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 6, 2025
Get the Raspberry Spreadmug. by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022
Get the Spread fishmug. A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022
Get the Unevenly spreadmug.