Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.

Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg

by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010

Scotch Mist

an evil highland force; the ghosts of Scottish warriors trapped in foggy mist

A Scotch mist descends on Darkplace Hospital

by Captain Siberia March 14, 2008

scotcher

homosexual man

look at that fanny wearing pink, he's a reet scotcher

by gg1 September 25, 2010

sputch

non-specific term used to suggest intimate anatomy or genitalia without overtly identifying the specific area.
Often used for comedic effect.

"He kicked me right in the sputch!"

by Filk March 12, 2010

Spitch

to slap; a slap down

That ho just spitched me!

by Beth Bonin April 15, 2008

scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

snotchocolate

To spurt hot chocolate out of one's nose, often as the result of hearing something particularly funny and drinking a cup of hot chocolate.

"You know, you're the only person I know to ever snotchocolate."

by Alli McD. January 12, 2007