spoon state

A State of tiredness so high that you can actually feel symptoms of intoxication.

"I was so tired last night that I actually thought that an episode of friends was funny, I must've been in a spoon state"

by kroizer March 5, 2018

Flipping Spoon

The act of switching from the spooning position to a 69 position.

The lovers flipped spoon to get things heated up.

Flipping spoon during the sexy-time to make sweet, sweet love.

by A-Rod-gei November 30, 2019

spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)

Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.

by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012

Silver Spooned

When a game or level of a game becomes suspiciously easy.
Watch out, usually game developers use these moments to set complex traps.

There's my goal right there but this has been too easy. I've been silver spooned, there's a trap or puzzle somewhere, I'm sure of it.

by Rainalot_ May 31, 2017

Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease

Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"

by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021

Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.

"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".

by xucez December 2, 2020