splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

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Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

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A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.

He's not fooling anyone, he's such a sploogie buttplug

by stinkymcshittypants April 22, 2011

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