fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure

bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave

by the101mahamad June 11, 2015

cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016

face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Coochie split

When you put whipped cream on the pussy and eat it out like a banana split

Yo, my gf wanted me to give her a coochie split.

by DDRmachin3 October 5, 2019