The observance of the occurrence of which the season of Spring has settled in
examples: observance of blooming flowers, observance of a deer nursing its young, etc.
examples: observance of blooming flowers, observance of a deer nursing its young, etc.
by fehcbeceoriciuercfnr May 12, 2025
Get the Sproing mug.Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
Get the Stroking my shit mug.What's the spelking of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis????
by INeedBetterShitToDo July 6, 2025
Get the Spelking mug.Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
by SentoV2 October 14, 2025
Get the Stroking my shit mug.When a crack head is looking for “specks” on the ground because they’re positive they dropped a rock/piece earlier. On their hands and knees, or bent over or flipping everything upside down picking up anything that may look like a piece of crack from bread crumbs to candle wax or plastic pieces of stuff or even paper or a pebble or a peanut… Some will even try to smoke whatever they find on the ground, just desperate for the last hoot/doot. They could search over and over in the same spots, looking at the same pieces of fluff or whatever they previously ditched after realizing it’s not a rip… it’s literally insanity. Typically happens at the end of their bag; but some people will speck out even at the beginning of their bag. It’s a hard habit to break…
“Quit specking out bro, you’ve looked there 5 times now and tried smoking a pebble… it’s time to sleep”
“Bro I swear to you I dropped a piece earlier. A big chunk. I’ll share it with you if you help me find it”
“Bruh you didn’t drop shit from the 40 piece you got… I watched you smoke every crumb and the resin. Sober up.”
“It’s not enough, I need one more rip, I gotta have a bell ringer man it’s been too long. Call your guy up, I’ll trade him anything”
“Man you’re basically homeless he won’t want anything you got, keep specking out maybe you’ll find a couple bucks”
“Can I get a $13 chunk, ask him please”
“What the fuck bro, no way”
“Bro I swear to you I dropped a piece earlier. A big chunk. I’ll share it with you if you help me find it”
“Bruh you didn’t drop shit from the 40 piece you got… I watched you smoke every crumb and the resin. Sober up.”
“It’s not enough, I need one more rip, I gotta have a bell ringer man it’s been too long. Call your guy up, I’ll trade him anything”
“Man you’re basically homeless he won’t want anything you got, keep specking out maybe you’ll find a couple bucks”
“Can I get a $13 chunk, ask him please”
“What the fuck bro, no way”
by StellaStarr November 28, 2025
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by Lexicarpal tunnel syndrome December 13, 2025
Get the sproingle mug.To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
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