Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

by DDealer February 10, 2008

Soft Pocket

a soft spot in a tree which is rotten can also be used to define the female genitals

i put my dick in a girl's soft pocket

by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010

soft triangle

The name of a beautiful womans soft silky vagina.

I love you Alicia, I can't wait to spend some time with your soft triangle tonight

by nurseladyface April 15, 2014

Soft Detroit

The misheard lyric in Journey's song "Don't Stop Believin". While the real lyric is "South Detroit", many drunk college girls can be seen at the bars on a Thursday or Friday night with one hand on a beer and another as high as they can get it screaming this incorrect lyric.

"Just a city boy, born and raised in soft Detroit!" screamed the drunk college students. "Haha, what the hell is soft Detroit?" replied some less drunk college students.

by MSU Steve February 7, 2010

soft play

The use of dexterous hand movements to manipulate a penis, whilst soft, into a variety of forms.

Our rousing game of soft play ended far too quickly leaving me with nothing but hard cock in my hands.

by Annavercille May 17, 2018

Soft Gainz

When one is swole, but more fat than muscle.

Wow guy 1, your arms are huge!

Guy 2: to bad they're soft Gainz!

by Jake0500 August 22, 2016

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019