soccer

soccer/futbol: futbol is religon of the world it is why to fight and die. American football is pure shit for sweaty overweight mayates to suck on oxagyn machines every two seconds to curb their next Mcdonalds induced heart attack. Hardly what I would call an olympic athelete. As a matter of fact the ghosts of the ancient olypiads are probably turning in their caskets if they could see that capatilistic drivel that is American football. Salud

Example soccer is religon it is worth scrapping drinking and fighting for if I have to explain further you are a waste of the worlds precious recources and should shoot yourself in the fucking head and stop taking up good space and oxagyn for those worthy of life.

by fuckrent September 14, 2006

soccer

KICK ASS SPORT!
Number 2!!

look at that cambodian kid! hes wicked good at soccer!

by cambo boy February 21, 2005

Soccer

The worst god damned sport on earth

Soccer sucks that's why I quit to wrestle witch also sucks

by Kevin moronson June 30, 2016

soccer(football)

the best sport in the world! better than hockey, football(NFL), and any other sport u can think of.

Jepordy host: For 300 dollars, and a chance to move into the Finals, what is the best sport in the world?
Bob: What is soccer?
Jepordy host: Well done! Congradulations!

by Katie June 14, 2004

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003

soccer

what most of the world calls football

Tyler: Hey man, do you play soccer?
Taylor: Yeah dude, it's awesome. It takes a lot of skill and practice and it keeps you in good shape.

by whatserface January 8, 2009

Quokka Soccer

The sport of kicking a rare Australian native marsupial (found principally on Rottnest Island); the Quokka, much like a soccer ball.

Hey Garth, Pat and I are going to Rottnest Island. You up for a game of Quokka soccer?

by Jeffffrey October 11, 2009