Snart

An odvios fart that somone has tried despratly to play off as a sneeze.

Guy #1:*FART*choo
Guy #2:That was duiscusting!
Guy #1:what?
Guy #2:you just farted
Guy #1:that was a sneeze my good sir
Guy #2:That was definatly a snart

by Captin cow man November 17, 2009

Snortin Bars

snortin a line cocaine.

Man me and the homies was snortin bars last night. We got messed Up Yo!

by Bo$$Bxtch! January 11, 2010

SNIRT

A mixture of snow and pollution.

The snirt along the roadside was getting darker.

by One i. King July 22, 2010

Snart

A variation upon the traditonal "Shart". Many think of a snart as a fart released upon a sneeze, but in actuality a "Snart" is a shart brought on by a sneeze. So, in conclusion a snart is a sneeze, which causes a fart, which causes a shit thus creating the Snart.

Can Ryan borrow a pair of underwear?, he just snarted and needs to change.

or

Jessica sneezed, and that sneeze forced out a fart. She had to check her underwear after she sneeze farted. It was clean and she was happy that she hadn't been plagued by a nasty snart.

by Ryan Jaymes February 25, 2011

Snirtifies

The process by which white, pristine, beautiful snow becomes dirty, black, crusty, and disgusting. Basically, a metaphor for what humans have done to the planet.

Oooo it snowed a foot last night! Let's go out and enjoy the beauty before it snirtifies!

All that runoff from the sewage plant really snirtifies this new snow a lot faster!

by HankyMoody420 March 13, 2011

Snortster

n: a furry like being who cannot control a snort

Krysta: "Snort Snort..giggle..Snort Snort"
Cody: "Krysta you are such a Snortster"

by ChuckinSauce June 10, 2011

Snart

It's actually not a sneeze/fart. It is a snotty female who thinks they are more intelligent then everyone else.

Yeah, she's such a snart.

by Liveyouknowwho November 29, 2011