smobo

A smoking hobo. A person who enjoys weed and playing the guitar rather than focusing on his or her life.

There is a smobo outside my door, so I gave her a quarter.

by Dionna King May 13, 2005

____smooch____

An update to using the old and busted ((((smooch))) in chatrooms where the intent is to get the recipient to fill in the blanks with whatever words they see fit. Re: Mad Libs™ from the 1980's

Ex: WhoHoo!!!!! I got's a ____smooch____. (I got's a sloppy fish smooch from Mike!)

by fanbladesaresharp September 5, 2008

Smoobashed

To be extremely drunk

Man, was Boy ever smoobashed last night

by Jonny Two Beers March 10, 2007

SLOCOC

Acronym for: Scary Large Orange Cat Of Cheeze

aka, Chester Cheeto, in that creepy new laundromat commercial which is just bizarre and unnatural

may be used to define a person who is utterly retarted slash resembles a large orange cat of cheeze

Pronounced: Slow-cock

Person A: Bro, I saw the creepiest movie last night
Person B: I bet i didnt involve a SLOCOC, which would have made it extra creepy
Person A: What the fuck is SLOCOC???
Person B: well wouldnt YOU like to know, with your slow jerking shannanigans and whatnot

by Devora and Ben January 22, 2008

smobos

The act of smoking marijuana. Two words are combined in this abbreviation. Smoke and Bowls.

1. Hey guy, wanna go smobos?
2. It's been a while since I hit dat, lets smobos.

by Chaospally May 22, 2008

smoobra

a horny beast of a woman who loves people called abbie

Piers: "Grrrrrrrrrrrr *claw action* she is a smoobra!"

by Cheesehead blondie October 22, 2008

smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.

Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.

by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008