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Acronym for: Scary Large Orange Cat Of Cheeze

aka, Chester Cheeto, in that creepy new laundromat commercial which is just bizarre and unnatural

may be used to define a person who is utterly retarted slash resembles a large orange cat of cheeze

Pronounced: Slow-cock
Person A: Bro, I saw the creepiest movie last night
Person B: I bet i didnt involve a SLOCOC, which would have made it extra creepy
Person A: What the fuck is SLOCOC???
Person B: well wouldnt YOU like to know, with your slow jerking shannanigans and whatnot
SLOCOC by Devora and Ben January 22, 2008
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sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
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Slobochop 

A variation of the popular robot dance. It is a slow and very intense version of the robot; Slow+Robot+Hand Chopping = Slobochop. A common and popular dance rising in the East Bay Area, CA.
Dude: "Sandra, what kind of dance is that? It looks like the robot, but it is super intense and amazing?!"
Sandra: "I am doing the Slobochop Dude, RIP Artax, aka the horse from Never Ending story"
Dude: "Ah-mazing!"
Slobochop by SeePh0r December 20, 2010
a realy crapy way of spelling soccer or to you crazy british dunces football
hey jim want to play sococer
jim no you fucking idiot it spelled soccer or football
sococer by i am d@v!d May 7, 2021
Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie
"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."
Sloochie by Scott October 23, 2003

slocomb high school 

A school where people talk about everyone behind there back then the next day they are friends. Also one where people like to start rumors about others
Slocomb High School where everyone wants to talk about you and then be friends.
the combination of a slut and a hoochie
ugh that girl is such a sloochie!
sloochie by C_Love88 December 16, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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