single couple

A couple who has no children.

We are available Saturday Night because we are a single couple without need for a babysitter.

by CapitolHillNJ August 12, 2019

Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

Single yearly

The when you’ve been single for a year and you feel so single that you are excited about it

Brylie:dude it’s single yearly day for me
Devin: aww man I’m sorry

Brylie:why are you sorry ima celebrate November 12th every year!!

by Riseandshinetonight November 10, 2019

singley

Single and lonely

I am extremely Singley right now

Hey did you see John he is really Singley

by Rocky Bryant November 12, 2019

Single Pringle

A Single Pringle is a person who is single and proud of it!!!!

You dating anyone

No imma single Pringle

Cool I am too

by Couldn’t in good of anything February 11, 2020

single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020