A ginger tabby alley-cat covered in curry and stuff. He is infested inside and out with every disease known to man. He meows like a bitch and growls at anything that moves. His tail always sticks up 90 degrees and shit flakes fly out his arse when he farts. His claws are like 9 inches long and make a bastard of a noise on hard ground.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.
He climbs in through the window when you're out, finds the whitest carpet/piece of furniture and wipes his arse all over it, leaving lovely brown streaks everywhere. On his way out he steals some food.
"Keep your doors and windows locked, for Skimbleshanks is on the loose! He will turdify any white furniture or carpet in your house!"
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
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To be a simple person, one is not required to think much; Not have elaborate thoughts. Of simple characteristics. An ignorant, foolish, or gullible person. A simpleton; fool.
One that does not take direction well is known as a simple person.
Someone who drives with their blinker on and does not turn is a simple person.
Example of a simple person's actions: An individual that takes too many shots at the bar and wonders why they are so hungover then next day.
Most young college girls are simple.
Anyone who loves Nickelback is simple and has simple taste.
Kim Kardashian is a simple person for being married for less than 2 1/2 months.
Someone who drives with their blinker on and does not turn is a simple person.
Example of a simple person's actions: An individual that takes too many shots at the bar and wonders why they are so hungover then next day.
Most young college girls are simple.
Anyone who loves Nickelback is simple and has simple taste.
Kim Kardashian is a simple person for being married for less than 2 1/2 months.
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i went and saw simple plan last night. It made me feel so good i will be happy for the rest of the week then im going to walk my dog and not cut myself because im not a sterotypical emo like some people in here think they are!
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