'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.
by Jamesdubya August 28, 2010
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A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”
In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
by Steve Hoflenson May 19, 2021
Get the Woke Shield mug.indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.
Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted
(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted
(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!
by youalreadykno May 8, 2011
Get the Smiley Face Shield of Justice mug.Tommy and Chris and Shelden were watching Pulp Fiction and Shelden was drowning waffles while listening to Hip-Hop.
by Bagle Dog..... April 5, 2010
Get the Shelden mug.A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!
Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
by 11-13 Buster August 11, 2008
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Get the date shield mug.A: I always wondered how aids would be as a sitcom.
B: Go look it up. It's called Young Sheldon and is running on CBS.
B: Go look it up. It's called Young Sheldon and is running on CBS.
by Aidslord November 12, 2017
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