Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.

Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.

by rolique November 19, 2014

Memphis Milk Shake

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.

I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!

by Bungo Pony November 14, 2007

waist shake

A Japanese pidgeon English term for sexual intercourse.

I would totally waist shake with Johnny Depp.

by Frodo A. June 21, 2005

cake shake

a blow job. aka bj.. head.. ect

Bitch I want a cake shake!

by bennnnnn November 13, 2006

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003