Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 2, 2020

Shamp

To cut hair

My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra

by Javissimo June 27, 2020

shemp

A euphemism for being an absolute fucking moron.

Person 1: *does something retarded*
Person 2: You fucking shemp

by ZzbulletheadzZ July 23, 2020

Shimp

The female version of a Simp, derived as a portmanteau of "She" and "Simp"(gerund verb form: "Shimping")—Shimps idolize or hype up a men that are below-average in many ways and detrimental to their well-being, yet they cannot help but keep said below-average men in their lives for whatever rationalization they conjure up

"Valerie is really turning into a shimp over Kevin; he's a mid-tier Ketamine dealer with three DUI's that smells like corn, but she likes his Subaru and collection of classic board games."

by Sven Guillotien August 8, 2020

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020

Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem

A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya

by Bigppdad December 24, 2020