by UrbanWordings June 5, 2022

by Assyran December 25, 2019

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)
the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.
This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!
These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!
These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 7, 2022

When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube
Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?
Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
by Chkeni February 4, 2025

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

a kids show on nickelodeon that made my childhood amazing
if u never watched it before ur life is sad af go watch it rn
if u never watched it before ur life is sad af go watch it rn
by lesbianswillruletheworld January 31, 2023

by Dr. Egg man April 30, 2021
