schmoodling

any physical display of affection towards a significant other or friend

"those two wouldnt stop schmoodling in public"

by eatingcinnamon5 February 5, 2025

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Schmoo'd

(Verb) (Past Tense of "Schmoo:") To convince your poker opponent, especially in Texas Hold'em, not to fold their hand because they "might actually win something," when you know that you have the winning hand and they will lose more chips. This is best done with a shit-eating grin on your face. Not to be confused with a "bluff," the act of raising in a round of betting when your hand is weak. This is best performed in games that do not involve money and for humorous effect among friends and family, especially novice players that are still learning the ropes.

"Kim, you shouldn't fold this hand, look at the River, you might actually win this one!"

"Ok David! I guess I'll call this time!"

"Well...I lied, you should have folded, because I have Three of a Kind!"

"I only have a pair! YOU SCHMOO'D ME!"

by DWS1988 February 10, 2025

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schmoopa

something your boyfriend calls you when he’s expressing his love

“missing you schmoopa”
“love you schmoop”

by muffinlovessds March 8, 2025

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schmoopa

something your lover calls you when they are expressing their love

“missing you schmoopa”
“love you schmoop”

by muffinlovessds March 8, 2025

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schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 12, 2025

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