Kite Runner

1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.


2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.

" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."

1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."

2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005

dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

bathroom runners

People who run to the bathroom at a stip club minutes before strippers come out for the feature dance. This is done so customers can avoid having to turn down stippers for the lap dance.

The DJ announced that after the next song they were going to have the feature dance for 45 dollars. I saw about 4 bathroom runners. Those stippers are aggressive and they get an attitude when you say you don't want a dance from them. I can understand why this place has so many bathroom runners .

by Crammy January 6, 2008

rectum ranger

One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!

Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

rangers

The only club ever to not be awarded their trophy on the pitch because the violent fans over-ran the stadium in the last 5 minutes and assaulted the opposition players.

The only club never allowed to defend their title because of their fans.

by Sean M June 12, 2005

power rangers

The Arch Enemies of CAPTAIN PLANET

When power rangers strike only captain planet gets in there path.

by xdarktemplarx March 15, 2007