square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

Chattanooga root canal

When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.

"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."

by freepanda September 29, 2017

Dingal Root

The word "Dingal Root" has more then one meaning. Usually you would use the word as an insult... But the word dingle root and the word dingal root are completely different things, a dingle root is insult.

"Hey man!" You really need to stop being a "Dingal Root" or else man...

by car door handle November 22, 2017

Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something

After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.

by aquarianspacecat June 11, 2018

Ghetto Root

A hostile black person.

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.

by Red Android June 12, 2018

hate-root

Hope or support for the failure of (a person or group in a contest/trial or undertaking a challenge).

“I was watching GBBO and hate-rooting for him because he reminds me of my shitty ex-coworker.”

“I will always hate-root for Ted Cruz”

by ProsecuteICE November 10, 2018

Hoot root

Taking a ride with friends for the sole purpose of smoking pot.

Would you guys like to go on a hoot root

by Sobo103 March 2, 2019